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Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.
by froggypf November 1, 2020
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Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020
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Robert Rojas

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it
*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...
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Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.
Bro Robert is not Chineese
by bluepoint April 23, 2025
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Robert

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
by RNish August 22, 2022
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Robert

A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
by Robert sucks February 10, 2022
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Robert

A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
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