blog rage

blog rage generally happens to close minded people who cannot take a joke, they usually fall for senseless humour or very insensitive humour about cancer or black people or gayness etc. people who suffer from blog rage read random blogs and then just have an internet fit, spewing out all kinds of rubbish and rage at the blogger. a serious scene of blog rage can be identified by a poorly punctuated and grammatically incorrect responses, fueled by emotions and threats to kill or harm the blogger.

blogger : It’s coming to Summer time, and that means more parties, more excessive drinking, and more opportunities for your friends to embarrass you with juvenile behaviour. In this spirit, we present a guide to dealing with a drunk person, the signs to look out for, and how to handle the situation.

blog rage sufferer : This article is the most ignorant thing I have ever seen. Who ever wrote this should be shot dead. You are definately a waste to human life and shouldn’t be allowed to breath the valuable air that can be used for someone who is worth it. You will answer to Gad and you should be very afraid. I am glad I don’t you. I would kill you if I did.

by SiffBachelor December 7, 2009

Dick Rage

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

by MerriamWebsta February 16, 2015

Rage-clean

When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.

Your fault buddy.

Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS

by davo420 July 4, 2021

Beer Rage

The body's physiological response to a prolonged period between alcoholic beverages.

Traffic was a bitch...if it took any longer to get to this drinking establishment Chris was going to experience some serious beer rage.

by Forty miners June 22, 2013

Raging Sinkhole

Shitting in your friends sink out of pure anger then later on blaming the dog.

I got so mad at Samuel Hesler that I did a raging sinkhole in is bathroom. I told him his dog pork did it. Fuck that guy

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

pubescent rage

Most commonly known as the teenagers who get mad trying to explain to their mothers that you can't pause a live game. Pubescent rages are people going through puberty who get mad at everything. Some things they get mad at can be mothers, teachers, little sisters, dogs, cats, games( "my game gliched and I died") and many more things.

Pubescent rage-" mum you can't pause fortnite. People will kill you"
Mum- " I don't care some ones got do the washing and its not me. Ive got a five o'clock appointment with Grays Anatomy."
Little sister walking by the room-" just do the washing and stop being a pubescent rage"

by Pubescentrageforlife June 6, 2018

Cube Rage

A state of being where someone works extremely hard in their cubicle on a work task while listening to loud and upbeat music (often EDM) playing on their headphones.

I have a 4 pm deadline, I’m gonna cube rage to get this done.

by Pandapants2020 October 7, 2020