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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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the meaning of life

the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything is 42. 42 is the meaning of life
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Surrey-mean

Surrey-mean refers to a type of insult that is often regarded with English people from the county of Surrey. In Surrey, which is associated with the upper-middle and upper-class white families of England, a type of passive-aggressive and underhanded insult is employed, and thus any insult that falls within this category can also be referred to as 'surrey-mean'.
"No I'm sure Elizabeth really appreciates everyone bringing their husbands - perhaps it'll prompt her to get one herself!"
"Oh Jessica... that was SO Surrey-mean... do it again."
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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Be mean to your gf day

“Baby spend time with me
“No”
“Why baby”
Cause It’s be mean to your gf day
by Mrshifu June 26, 2022
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Dickin-Mean

The rush of happy hormones you get after mind blowing sex.
Laura got some great Dickin-Mean after she rocked her man's sex life
by QWERTY!1292 January 13, 2020
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The Fallacy of Means

When we are led to believe doing wrong will end in good but it ends in evil and failure anyway.
The US government swore tormenting's Pablo with constant E.L.F. broadcasts into standing up for what he didn't believe in would end up being good for the country, but it ended up being an example of The Fallacy of Means when it Really ended in economy ruining sanctions.
by DoomTheory December 22, 2020
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