Matt

A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks

I am Matt I like brunttes

by I am not Matt for real tho April 22, 2022

Matt

Matt is a very kind and religious man, he's smart and good looking he will never leave you, he is a very loyal friend and he is sometimes weird but in the good kimd of weird, he is sweet and soft hearted.

Matt is handsome

by secret-user.. March 15, 2022

Matt

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)

People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.

by sebacostamr May 18, 2019

Matt

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.

Matt is fucking stupid.

by GodSlasher June 30, 2019

your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.

1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!

by Moloch666 March 15, 2005

matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.

Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."

by gayweeddad69 December 19, 2011

To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 8, 2004