Hog princess

A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.

Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.

by Asterizk May 7, 2022

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.

Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.

by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009

Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

by OddEndz November 11, 2022