Jean-Denis

a man with an enourmous fat daddy donkey cock.

Evan: hey did you hear how Antoine LaGrenade's wife got fucked by a student

Thomas: yea i heard he got cucked by Jean-Denis

Evan: wow he has such a gargantuan baby blaster

by LordChodiusThe3rd September 13, 2022

Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진스럽다

: A recent slang used in Korea nowadays
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.

A: I'll use youtube for the team project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda

by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Jean

also a guys name

Jean is also a guy's name

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

matti-jean

A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.

Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.

by Billybobcow May 31, 2020