Ethan Hassett

he love hsitory, wears glasses and has a contagious laugh

ethan hassett is a great guy :)

by hand burger March 23, 2022

That one Ethan

That one really annoying kid who is very stupied and hits on 12 year olds.

Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”

by Gayoils69 October 5, 2020

Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 3, 2020

Ethan and Giacomo

Professional detectives for Clifton College. Rugby players going pro

Ethan and Giacomo are rapists

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

Ethan Dolan

Ethan Dolan is the cutest most precious human alive. He loves and adores his friends and family so much. He is also the better lane.

Ethan Dolan is precious.

by egd.gbd April 22, 2019

Ethan Yorkston

Best friend, will be there when you need him, can’t stay mad for more than three seconds an amazing friend maybe more 🥰

Random girl Did you see that kid over there I think I have a crush,
Random girl 2 yeah that’s Ethan Yorkston my friend.
Random girl can you introduce us.

by Alexx101 April 18, 2019

ethan height

a wicked small midget

wow bro that kid is ethan height

by John ragged October 1, 2017