key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

swiss turn

When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.

Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”

by Codrick January 21, 2018

Turn one on

Sending it, going hard, getting drunk

Let's go to the bar and turn one on

by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020