The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016

German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

Forbidden kiss

When two people perform the act of spreading their butt cheeks to allow their anuses to touch.

Me and my girl last night tried the forbidden kiss and our butthole hair got tangled together.

by Derby_Daddy March 15, 2023

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

Nebraska Kiss

When you give someone a wet kiss while also shoving a corn cob up their ass.

John gave Jane a super wet Nebraska kiss on the cornfield at sunset.

by BuyonKing March 21, 2022

Demon Kiss

When you're in a bad situation, "close to hell", and you kiss your s/o.

"We thought we were going to die so we gave each other a demon kiss."

by Shellbeea July 30, 2016