homo-runs

The diaherria that gay men often experience following long nights of anal sex.

I rammed my boyfriend in the ass too hard and now he's had the homo-runs all day.

by SJ2169 March 24, 2010

running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Running Show

To be in charge, to dominate, to be winning, to be the best, to be the center of attention. See also Dangle or Own

Jim: Yo man, were you at the party last night?

John: Yeah bro, we ran show at flipcup.

Or

Steve: Man, we totally crushed the other team last night.

Mark: Yeah dude, we were running show all night.

by CanadianDefinerDude December 18, 2008

sweat running

Someone that seeks sex in hot dry heat, for example on hot sandy beaches or in the sauna.

That Neil is one crazy mofo, I heard he's going sweat running at the health farm tonight

by Nemo Carlisle March 4, 2007

The ducks are running

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.

1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004