shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

Aarushi's Mom

hottest mom u ever seen

Everyone loves Aarushi's Mom

by jokin jokin February 16, 2023

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

mom-ist

Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.

"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."

by Mom's Rule! September 19, 2009

get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015