Mouth Guitar

Making guitar noises with ones mouth.

Bro, the instrumentals on that song were so sick I was playing mouth guitar to it through the whole thing

by kushkillakiwi April 4, 2011

South mouth

Derogatory term meaning, vagina, pussy, cunt..etc

Come hither young chap, pound my south mouth!

by Earlman5000 January 22, 2021

mouth gout

That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.

Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?

Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.

by Stivchik December 6, 2018

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.

"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."

by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017

teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.

My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!

by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015

Mayflower mouth

The apparent inability of some white Americans to pronounce non-Anglo-Saxon names correctly. In particular, the clearly deliberate mispronunciation or dispronunciation of such names by a member of the white elite as a way of implying social superiority and deprecating non-white origins. This form of speech suggests a link between the speaker and the original 102 Mayflower settlers, whose names are typical of common early 17th century English names.

Another term for the same syndrome is 'Hamptons lockjaw'. The Hamptons in Long Island are a popular vacationing spot for the wealthy, with some of the highest real estate values in the USA. This term is likely to be a variant on 'Locust Valley lockjaw', or 'Larchmont lockjaw', which make similar geographical references. All are synonyms for the Mid-Atlantic Accent, a mixture of American and British speech habits which was deliberately adopted from the early 20th century by members of the social elite in certain of the original Northeastern colonies - for example, the Boston Brahmins - as a mark of difference and superiority. It was, and is considered unnatural by many because of its exaggerated articulation, involving much clenching of the jaw.

That guy's got a real bad case of Mayflower mouth - he just won't say 'Kamala' right, even after he's heard it. It's insulting.

by Hebdomeros October 29, 2020