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christian rock

1. an oxymoron
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.
"Forget my priest, I'm going to find God through Skillet."
by Chud is funny May 13, 2005
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Christian Shit

by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011
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UD CHRISTIAN

A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?
by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018
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crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017
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Nathanael Christian

A strong, will powered person who is super smart. Nathanael are funny and sometimes self reserved, but never fail to stay loyal and will always have your back.
by Irenewirawan November 22, 2021
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Kevin Christian

A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.
by kenneman June 8, 2021
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christian remix

A normal song that is reworded with Christian content.
Did you hear that awesome Christian Remix by the Holy Hits on the Internet?
by Christian Remix April 13, 2015
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