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cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017
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top gangsta

Common misconception of OG, "Original Gangsta".

Meaning the lead ganster. The Shotcaller.
The top gangsta wants you to stab this person.
by WillGtl September 30, 2006
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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010
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Flop-top

The exact opposite of a boner.
That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.
by jokerface249 June 25, 2009
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Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
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hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead
I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top
by coonsauce March 18, 2020
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Top Shelf

Before paying for dinner, Jason asked Julie if she goes "top shelf".
by Mcguiness January 21, 2015
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