Gynters Law

Gynter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 21, 2022

mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022

Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006

Sharia Law

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.

Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.

by KremeDementia January 8, 2012

Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.

Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."

by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010