goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

by denge January 15, 2009

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008

Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

goat eater

A trick ass bitch who only wants dick.

Man that girl is such a goat eater.

by GayNiggerFaggot September 19, 2016