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National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
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Girlfriend

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)
Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021
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shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
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My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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Girlfriend

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021
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Girlfriend Or Daughter

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues
Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
by Kinghiki April 4, 2025
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Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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