facebook fantasizing

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

by bigmissy April 16, 2010

facebook pretty

People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.

These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.

"I've seen that girl in real life; she's just facebook pretty."

by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.

"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"

by noraadivad November 12, 2009

facebook minority

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.

A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !

by Dave Newton September 6, 2011

Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.

"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"

by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009

facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.

Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.

by Bambi Burgundy December 29, 2010

Facebook status

A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.

*status* "Why does life suck so much?"

*status* "Never give up on love <3"

Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.

Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(

Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad

*Angelina writes facebook status*

"I thought it was true love </3"

Attention seeking complete.

by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010