When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.
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Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.
by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015
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"Yo, Matt! I'm totally goinna maim your Caddy when I clip and dip on a po' fool wandering his broke ass 'cross the road!"
by Morgan McKankel & Matt U.R.A. Weenis Jr. January 17, 2008
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Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!
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"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."
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by JoseGfromWhitehall December 9, 2008
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Get the Shit dipping mug.A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.
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