biscuits the pig

coolest person to ever live not actually a pig but still

That Biscuits the pig is one fly ass mofo

by Biscuits the pig December 1, 2003

Soggy Biscuit

spray your man juice on a biscuit and if you spray it last you gotta eat it.

AHAHAH, you gotta eat dat soggy biscuit

by AlexCr December 21, 2008

Whisker Biscuit

Womans vagina with pubic hair

That my freind is the hairiest whisker biscuit I've ever seen.

by phev January 22, 2007

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.

Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!

by ALSAT January 6, 2021

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

Biscuit muncher

one who spends a lot of time in meetings drinking coffee and eating biscuits. Usually spending more time on managing the biscuit rota than on anything that is actually constructive in terms of the problem or problems at hand.

"OMG, thats the fifth meeting today. &*cking biscuit munchers!"

by gobby_lad May 6, 2015