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Bats

Used to describe something crazy, weird, fun, or cool.
Guy1, "Woah the weather is bats!"
Gal1, "I know right, its pouring out there!"
by MelissaIs2Cool4School May 11, 2018
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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat
by Peenweener May 7, 2021
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bearded bat

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."
by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015
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Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.
Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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