The name given to the girlfriend of the guy you're sleeping with that you didn't know he had. She is usually overweight, has red hair, and is a hot mess.
He lied to me, he has had a girlfriend this whole time!" "Uh oh, Big Dolores is going to come after you!
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Get the Big Gas mug.Big Kimpin' is a form of pimping which originated somewhere in the East 60's of New Yorks, Manhattan Borough. Kimpin' is about a way of life which many females have adopted, NOT to be confused with gold digging. Big Kimpin' refers to women who "get thiers" (non-ghetto pronunciation) whether it be new clothes and jewelry, or simply playing golf and showing men "whats up." Many Kimpers are unaware of their powers but usually will still use them flawlessly. It is believed that the Alpha Kimp lives in Manhattan but can not be confirmed.
"Look at all those furs and diamonds...shorty is Big Kimpin'"
Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.
Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!
"Kimpin' ain't easy"
Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.
Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!
"Kimpin' ain't easy"
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Get the Big 50 mug.A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.
Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariner...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariner...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!
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