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Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.
"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."
by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023
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Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.
That poor boy, he must have austinism.
by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024
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Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement
(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him
by Bansky November 23, 2021
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Austin

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.
by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025
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Austin

Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick
Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick
by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024
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Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.
Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL
by Creekhead November 15, 2019
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Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
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