Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.
by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015
Get the country boy beat down mug.tall lanky man who lives in a small room constructed out of mountain dew and exclusively drinks mountain dew. maybe the occasional sip of water though. and he games.
Do you see that tall guy over? Yeah he is a "mt dew tall boy" He plays video games and drinks mt dew products all day and night. Sometimes water too.
by Winzloooo November 11, 2020
Get the Mt dew tall boy mug.Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023
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Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?
Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?
by Spidercop the BOY sent by cybe March 20, 2019
Get the Spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife mug.esp: a white female /black (and or other) who pretends to hate black males for a racist white males acceptance or approval, sometimes even resorting to false information spreading, racial slurs, false accounts, homophobic slurs, gas-lighting, abuse or even violence to become his potential sexual mate
example1: a "white boys pick me" white female see's a black male and will suddenly yell the N-word very loudly, over and over (because she knows or assumes all white males automatically hate black males and wants his acceptance)
example2: a "white boys pick me" black female will go out of her way to insult black males ...talking down or yelling at a black male that he is "weak" (demasculation) for a "racist white males" acceptance (against her own) 'Candice Owens' justified the death of George Floyd ...using lies/misinformation for such acceptance
more accurate example e3: "white boys pick me" > black n*ggers!! blacks!! f*ggets!! monkeys!! etc -- etc ...then she looks at the white males face to see his reaction, hoping she's been chosen by a racist white males approval as a possible mate
(note: black males have done her no actual harm, but she will pretend as though they have ...false accounts, gas-lighting, false information)
(2nd note: there abuse or violence can also extend beyond "black males" and progress towards other women, the elderly or those that simply disagree or that they deem as "in there way" of being "picked" )
example2: a "white boys pick me" black female will go out of her way to insult black males ...talking down or yelling at a black male that he is "weak" (demasculation) for a "racist white males" acceptance (against her own) 'Candice Owens' justified the death of George Floyd ...using lies/misinformation for such acceptance
more accurate example e3: "white boys pick me" > black n*ggers!! blacks!! f*ggets!! monkeys!! etc -- etc ...then she looks at the white males face to see his reaction, hoping she's been chosen by a racist white males approval as a possible mate
(note: black males have done her no actual harm, but she will pretend as though they have ...false accounts, gas-lighting, false information)
(2nd note: there abuse or violence can also extend beyond "black males" and progress towards other women, the elderly or those that simply disagree or that they deem as "in there way" of being "picked" )
by 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖊 September 18, 2022
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Get the Big Gay Gay Boy mug.this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.
by Beinah July 2, 2017
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