Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage

"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"

by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012

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Poop bank

The material you read while pooping

I had an incredible poop today and used up all the material in my poop bank

by Dfdf June 10, 2019

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das poop

Stupid German way of saying “Oh Shit Thats Poop

*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”

by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017

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Poop Eaters

People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.

They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.

“Poop eating is a religion”, they say

“Hey Sora are you down to go to the poop eaters competition, to see who’s the biggest nerd!”

by Sora The Troll October 8, 2020

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poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up

Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.

by crazyshityo November 6, 2007

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poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

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