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schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce
Who would like some broccoflower cheese
by MumziG April 18, 2020
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I'm cheesed

A phrase to express how upset you are. Usually used in a playful but sincere way.
"I'm cheesed. The coach made me run three extra laps when I did nothing"
by Ryarissa Shipper August 23, 2018
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hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
by theblacksheep February 22, 2009
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Biggie Cheese

Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. Moreover, he has won 10 Billboard Music awards and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and "People Magazine" named him sexiest man of the year TWICE. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show. Many sources say it was the band ''Coldplay'', however, do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters. Unfortunately on 18 January 2017, Biggie Cheese was fatally shot dead while driving on a West London street by his lifelong stalker he was avoiding for his entire life. His stalker found him, pulled out his gun, and BAMMMMM, straight through his fat body, splitting his ENTIRE body in half. We lost a legend that day. Rest In Peace Biggie Cheese.
*biggie cheese walks in*
"What's up guys it's BIGGIE CHEESE"
😩😩😩😩😩😩🐁 🧀
by Baked beanz October 19, 2021
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Cheese Gating

Sneaking inside someones house and giving them a good creampie while they sleep. Also know as 'Cheese Gating'.
"Yo man, you wanna cheese gate this hoe?" or "I cheese gated that bitch last night! I finally loafed in her!" Cheese Gating is a good activity for all.
by Cheese Gater May 12, 2020
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Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.
She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.
by awaaaa April 14, 2020
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