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An Abyss Called Home

An amazing new metalcore band from southern California. Also reffered to as AACH.
They have an amazing cover of the song tik tok by ke$ha.
Guy 1: hey did you hear An Abyss Called Home is playing at chain reaction next week?
Guy 2: seriously? Those guys kick ass!
Guy 1: are you down to go?
Guy 2: yeah but I better see you slam dancing in the pit or else you aren't my friend anymore
Guy 1: dude... Harsh...
by HeyjohnWhatsyourname? March 10, 2010
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stay-at-home son

(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
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in the park home run

When a guy is really quick in bed
or
When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.
Girl: Wow, 5 seconds. Is that it?
Boy: Yeah, in the park home run. Sorry.
or
Wow, I totally wasn't expecting to get laid.
by jc baby1 March 27, 2009
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Stay at Home Brother

The one brother, out of a set of twins, who stays at home on his ass all day while the other one goes and and earns a living. Similar to a trophy wife.
Charlie just sits at home while Thomas wakes up everyday and goes to work. Charlie is a stay at home brother.
by WineCondom August 12, 2009
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Home Cheese

A made up term used by Midwestern folks. Generally used when stumbling over words to cover up a general lack of cool names.
"Hey, I like that jacket... Home Cheese!"
by TheCheesiest September 13, 2011
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Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.
Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??
by Sherrrl January 2, 2009
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA

sweet home Alabama is a meme made by a ticktocker meaning incest
dude 1 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "incest much"
dude 1 " i dont get it"
dude 2 " go check out the definition on urban dictionary you fridget"
by tomaswella April 15, 2019
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