I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

Nice one, James

A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.

Harry Potter disarms Lucius Malfoy

"Nice one, James".

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

thats nice ellie

When you think it’s nice but you don’t actually care

Ellie: I just got 150k
Me:thats nice Ellie

by ThatsniceEllie March 17, 2019

Be nice to Jennifer Day

This day you have to be nice to Jennifer and the day is January 24. If you’re mean to Jennifer on this day ur gay, fatherless, and have no life

“Yo is that Jennifer?”

“Yes bro u can’t be mean to her today. it’s Be nice to Jennifer day”

“All right bro”

by Oompaloompasucker._. January 22, 2023

nice cream guy

A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale

Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!

by Linka Smasher May 30, 2021

nice guy nick

Nice Guy Nick is a cool cat and everyone likes him and he’s small and Asian. Any one would be proud to know Nice Guy Nick.

“Have you seen Nice Guy Nick today? Well he’s cool today and it’s a joy talking to him.”

by BornInHawaii November 21, 2018

The curse of the "nice guy"

The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones

Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"

by Bubba is faggot September 19, 2019