*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"
by BNasty69 July 30, 2011
Get the L-Syndrome mug.by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005
Get the apeman syndrome mug.When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...
Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.
Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?
Guy:Argghhh
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.
Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?
Guy:Argghhh
by iamcorey May 20, 2010
Get the IKEA SYNDROME mug.Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.
Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.
by Iamyourhandler February 20, 2018
Get the Samarth syndrome mug.DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.
DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.
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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
by Firesuite July 10, 2006
Get the DMC Syndrome mug.The complete inability for sports teams from Atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success.
"Hey, did you see the Falcons blow it against the Giants?"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"
by eric_is_cool21 January 9, 2012
Get the Atlanta Syndrome mug.1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
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