Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 7, 2021

swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.

Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!

by GenrlWolf June 23, 2018

Swamp Donkey’d

To be sexually assaulted by your boss.

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me

by Bstarks January 14, 2024

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.

If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.

by Babyg98 May 12, 2018

Swamp Pocket

Noun.

A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)

B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.

“That swamp pocket is yearning for me”. Or “he had quite a swamp pocket after we dry humped.

by Lizjunbrit June 28, 2019

swamp glass

noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.

Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.

by dlpopp August 1, 2011