Benya’s law

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benya’s law

by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018

law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.

According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.

by TimePeradox99 May 17, 2014

Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.

What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?

by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021

Law Dawg

plain and simple, a righteous motherfucker

That Law Dawg is a connoisseur of big booty hoes

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021

Lukie's Law

Lukie's Law is the law of everyday life that applies as follows:
-Anything that affects others, but not yourself, cannot be determined to affect you unless specifically said so by yourself.

Anna: "So you're saying that this animal anthro character that I use online is a fursona"
Lukas: "Yes."
Anna: "That means that your character of a green fox you use online is also a fursona, YOUR fursona."
Lukas: "No."
Anna: "pffft, classic Lukie's Law."

by AsphaltMuncher46 January 29, 2021