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by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014
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Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
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Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
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This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
by Sippy December 23, 2019
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"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
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-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
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