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Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.
Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding
by Him Riallu August 29, 2005
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Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 15, 2010
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make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010
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Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity
Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.
by tom nesdill November 7, 2009
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.
by Beeg Yoshi October 16, 2017
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sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank
id love for her to suck his bank
by laura June 17, 2004
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