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vagina quotient

The Vagina Quotient is an inherent, natural phenomenon that relates to women and their access and division of power. It is related directly to space, time and other women.
Now that Betty, Sue and Jill are managers it is totally going to throw off our vagina quotient.
by xsnOOGInsx August 1, 2008
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Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
by whatupiact May 24, 2010
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VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.
Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.
by RAZA C. September 12, 2006
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The Vagina Whisperer

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian
Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.
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Salty Vagina

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.
Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.
by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018
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Vagina Jockey

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind
Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey
by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022
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vagina kick

Vagina kick means you got kicked in your vagina and it’s really painful
Vagina kicks are painful because I just got a vagina kick.
by Fuck my vagina January 6, 2020
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