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Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
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Trump U!

Rallying cry of entitled, bigoted, misogynistic white males when faced with the prospect of actual informed political discourse.
When faced with facts, the office troll started spluttering "Trump U! Trump U!" as he was escorted to HR.
by JazzMeaner November 9, 2016
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The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006
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Trump Jungen

The young followers of Donald Trump. Similar to those that followed Hitler, called the Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen.
The Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen used to embody hatred and bigotry, but they can now be replaced by the Trump Jungen.
by Nipple master November 15, 2016
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Trump Cult

The truth only comes from Trump
You think Trump is honest and always tells the truth.
The inability to think for yourself
All negative news about Trump is fake, no matter how much evidence there is to support it
Obsessively saying how great Trump is

The worship of Trump
The Trump cult is on twitter again, defending all of Trump's nefarious acts and loving them.
by Tremaway February 22, 2017
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Trump Job

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016
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Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018
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