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Tool

Tool alert. (Translation: Chad alert.).
by Alppl July 20, 2014
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that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.
by York Boy July 10, 2010
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tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)
sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
by fjjt August 11, 2025
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Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
by JBrò November 17, 2020
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