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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Lady and the tramping

The act of (usually two girls) deep throating a double sided dildo
I was watching lessbain porn. It got crazy when they boy started to lady and the tramping
by Tineyrick9400 April 26, 2017
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cat lady

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
by memega July 19, 2022
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lady gorilla

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!
by frabrizio November 9, 2017
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lady court

an updated, more posh version of "fag hag'; specifically, a group of women who have a central gay male figure in their group.
Dennis will be meeting up with his lady court at the bbq.
by rebar January 21, 2009
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leggy lady

the lady in a magic show who wears provacative clothing and this includes fishnets and leotard made of sparkly pink material and then usually gets sawed in half
"hey! who's that hooker looking person next to the magician?"
" she's not a hooker! dummy, that is a leggy lady"
by S.Magic-the first November 22, 2013
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Watch it lady

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.
by Boxer dropper June 10, 2019
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