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Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee
Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes
by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022
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Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.
i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned
by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021
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flicker goon

its when you wank it super fast and you goon
man 1: do you goon much

man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024
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Goon

by anonymous May 30, 2025
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Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.
Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.
by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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