Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

Semi-Straight

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.

'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.

by I like turtles guy 91 November 16, 2010

Straight Hangin'

When a man has a large penis.

Jeff's pants have to come off because they caught on fire and Dez pulls them off for him but his boxers come to.
Dez: OMG Jeff you're straight hangin'!!

by A Steel March 10, 2009

straight rête-in'

(adj) dope as hell; fly as fuck.

straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.

Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!

by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022

Sus Straight

the straight in the friend group of gays who just gives off very homo energy

Haley- I’m gay

Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight

by i eat menmmmm June 2, 2021

Straight Hole

A Vagina of any kind.

Kevin totally wants david's straight hole!

by STENT07 November 3, 2010