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cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018
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crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain
Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.
by your truely molly February 4, 2022
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Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.
Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
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crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.
Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?
by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016
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Crack Licker

The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.
Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.
by Calment45 October 30, 2021
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Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.
Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.
by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023
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