Nasty Matt

An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008

matt buckingham

An utter goat

Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*

by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013

Matt IndaHat

Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.

A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!

A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!

by The Entourage December 15, 2008

Matt Faggott

Boy on twitter. Cute and writes great tweets. He's hot and one of the best tweeters.

Person 1: "omg have you seen Matt Faggott on twitter?!"
Person 2: "yeah omg he's well hot but he'll never notice me".

by C4rrotm0nster_ December 17, 2012

Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.

damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa

by 420weed69 January 12, 2020

Matt Serrano

A gay, lesbian, bisexual, perverted, retarded, weird, autistic boy/constipated elephant all mixed into one package that will certainly make you cringe so hard you’ll want to hurl yourself off a bridge and be impaled by a gay pride flag pole. Matt Serrano is so ugly you’ll throw up so much that it will reach china. Matt is in love with every thing that either notices his existence or looks at him for a millisecond. Matt likes to collect toenails from random sewer rats and uses them to pop his enormous pepperoni pimples.

Matt Serrano is mostly used to wipe a garbage mans ass crack

by Randy DiSmellio January 16, 2020

Matt

High school drop-out moron who THINKS he knows more than he actually does. Supports Joe Biden, so anything that comes out of his dumb head should be taken with a grain of salt!

That guy believes anything he reads on the internet. Typical Matt!

by coinpurse July 15, 2020