Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

by shonny September 8, 2007

steel horse

An old name for a bicycle

...the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869

by sunnydayz April 27, 2017

Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.

Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!

by tj8 January 11, 2010

horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006