Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.

"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."

by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017

gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015

Gravy

The thicc brown substance your mum puts on her wontons.

Jared - what does your mum have on her wontons?

Chelsea - oh just gravy.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Involuntary Gravy

When you accidentally nut into your own mouth.

I was giving myself the stranger and ended up with involuntary gravy when I couldn't aim my junk.

by jhowtheone April 19, 2020

Gravy boat

When you read the message of the person your talking to right away.

Damn my sugar daddy gravy boated me so much last night! I think hes gunna buy me a new gucci purse.

by i-duncare January 1, 2017

Gravy boat

The gravy boat when one man spread his love into another man’s anus and then serves that love juice up for dessert

Last knight my partner served me a gravy boat I can’t believe I went along with it.

by Nevetsaydratkcuf August 28, 2021

Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy

"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"

by Waynedip December 31, 2020