The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.
Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
and he started Pulling a Christian.
Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
by Rckys October 14, 2010
Get the Pulling a Christianmug. Preppy ass school in Slz. Filled with foreign exchange students.
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)
Guy1:What school do you go to?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?
by gaywoodhater September 8, 2011
Get the Redwood Christianmug. A sorry excuse for "good christians" to listen to heavy music without being thought of as an atheist or "evil".
*Person 1 is listening to heavy screamo-like music.*
Person 2: Dude turn that shit off thats not even music. It sounds like satanic music.
Person 1: Nah man it's a christian metal band, it's not evil at all.
Person 2: Oh okay makes total sense.
Person 2: Dude turn that shit off thats not even music. It sounds like satanic music.
Person 1: Nah man it's a christian metal band, it's not evil at all.
Person 2: Oh okay makes total sense.
by what?yousuckMYdick! December 2, 2010
Get the Christian Metalmug. 1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 9, 2003
Get the Nu Christianmug. The act of a Christian choosing which parts of the Bible to believe and honor while disregarding other passages.
Contextual Christianity has been the forefront of California's Yes on 8 campaign to prevent gay marriage. While the Bible considers same sex relationships unacceptable, it also asks for people to love and accept each other.
by tcullum1995 February 9, 2010
Get the Contextual Christianitymug. An umbrella term referring to the various Christian sects of the USA (and especially the Bible belt) that hate poor people and foreigners.
Joe the Plumber: "God doesn't want my taxes going to Obamacare. God helps those who help themselves."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
by M@lcontent February 19, 2017
Get the American Christianmug. by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007
Get the christian rapmug.