bum call

when your butt accidently dials a number

jane: "hello?"
phone:"............"
jane:"dude it's a bum call!"

by bum calls April 11, 2009

burning bum

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch

"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

by Fudger Packers June 23, 2006

bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

by turdinator June 11, 2004

crumb bum

Someone who isn't doing the work they're supposed to, who's being lazy.

Yo, crumb bum, get to work!

by Eriak July 22, 2009

bum hole

a place of happiness...of happy penis

I want to do her in the bum hole..damn that's so hot

by Siddythesweet June 18, 2011

bum hunting

The pastime of beating up the homeless with blunt instruments, thrown projectiles and sometimes paintball guns. Occasionally, the prey will be set on fire. Bum hunting is most commonly done by groups of young men out of boredom.

The posse, having nothing better to do that night, got some baseball bats and went to the park for an evening of bum hunting.

by glommunist April 14, 2006

Long bum

A long, flat ass, usually (although not exclusively) found on older middle-aged women. It is often accentuated by unstylish, ill-fitting, highwaisted pants or skirts.

Damn, check out the long bum on that bitch!!

by Casandi May 20, 2008