Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

I love you more

When Michael has an abundance of more love for Kierstynn than Kierstynn has for Michael

Shut up I love you more nerd

by Crocklover69 January 18, 2022

Unrequited Love

The personification of hell on earth. It is when you love someone so much, you blind yourself to the reality that they wont love you back, or atleast love you as much as you love them. It is the never ending cycle of pain and misery, trying to hold a conversation is equivalent to waiting for a plane at a train station. You live in the delusion of your own creation, telling yourself that eventually you'll get what you want, eventually ending in heartbreak.

Unrequited love is the worst kind of pain

by Averagescienceenjoyer February 9, 2024

Robot Love

The sincerest love emoji one can express, representing the pure love of a robot. Letter "E" followed by greater than ">" to form a robot heart.

Tiff, thanks for holding my hair after that 1/5th Curevo challenge. I ROBOT love you E>

by wgrz June 27, 2019

Lovely just

An over-used Letterkenny, Co. Donegal slang phrase for anything that is just so lovely that you have to caption it in every Snapchat story or Instagram post. Most commonly used by degenerates and reprobates who think they’re quirky. Also spelled in many forms just to make sure you’re a unique “lovely jist” type of person.

*Boy goes on a night out and buys a pint and takes a snap of it and can’t think of a caption for their Snapchat story*
“Lovely just”
“Lovely jiiiiist”
“Lully jeeest”
“Luvly jeet”
You get the picture.

by Ryprobate November 1, 2021

In a loving way

When you insult one of your friends/ someone you care about but it doesn’t matter because you love them regardless their flaws.

Person1: ****’s a headass haha

Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3

by Pizzaaaaaaaa December 25, 2018