blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

thunder waffle

Thunder Waffle- an annoying, clingy acne scarred female

That thunder waffle wouldn't leave me alone!

by Veggiekiller December 22, 2016

ball waffles

Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos

"are those ball waffles between your legs?"

by searen March 30, 2017

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

Cunt waffle

Alex.

“ you’re a cunt waffle”

by Marhsall313 January 25, 2018

Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 17, 2017

Dick waffle

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019