Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017

make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

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make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

The Last Starghfighter

The Last Starfighter: from the original name of the science fiction adventure film, The Last Starfighter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Last Starghfighter: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Last Starfighter.

"The Last Starghfighter!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013