Mattress Gravy

The liquid that spills out from a heavily used mattress when compressed, it may contain liquids such as; semen, saliva, blood vaginal juices, and other bodily secresions
I just cleaned out my mattress gravy last night. it took my five hours
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
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Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
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gravy mouth

When a chick gives you a blow job after a night out of partying and possibly involving some cocaine (the white). Typically administered by a lady of the night or queen of the brass staff.
Man dog....I was rock hard ready for that special attention from this chick and then she hit my with that gravy mouth. It was lose of hardness from that point on.
by La'Roi Whiskeytaco February 22, 2017
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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
by The illustrious moustache February 21, 2018
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Gravy Shaming

When you make so much gravy other think it's for them too.
I was going to eat all that gravy but you gravy shamed me so I gave some to you too. Gravy shaming is real.
by Gravy lover 87 September 22, 2023
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Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011
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Foot gravy

The sticky foul smelling goo that sticks to your foot when wearing wearing birkenstocks in warm weather
It’s so hot out, I shouldn’t have worn my birkenstocks. I’ve got a mad case of foot gravy.
by Hippiebikeguy May 05, 2022
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