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Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.
Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.
by jpb103 October 8, 2016
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Brock eyes

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013
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eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
by boodism April 11, 2011
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Devil's eyes

Devil's eyes much like ocean eyes are eyes that you can get lost in, but what makes them different is that you get lost in them in a strange and ominous way. You can share I. Them for hours and it will feel like minutes, these eyes can be used for malicious purposes.
Have you seen Kevin's eyes?
Yeah I got lost in them for hours!
Yeah, he has devil's eyes.
by lizapane June 3, 2019
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The Eye of the Phoenix

The Eye Of The Phoenix is a source of Magic. It slowly drains the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains. This warning I give to you for I am the Eye of the Phoenix and all who stand in my path will slowly be abolished.
Hey guys I just used my The Eye Of The Phoenix to slowly drain the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains.
by DrLinden September 28, 2018
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Tarantula eyes

When a person applies so many layers of mascara that their eyelashes become thick and separated and resemble tarantula legs.
"holy crap, dude. I took out this chick the other night and when she opened her front door, I jumped back cuz i thought she had spiders on her face... Tarantula eyes
by holz68 August 3, 2010
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Eye rapist

Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.
That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.
by Itz_someone October 24, 2018
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